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Things To Do In The Bedroom To Ruin The Mood (ABC Style)
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Observant One
Sing offkey very loudly
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Undo the bolts on the bed legs
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Whinge
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Xanthochromic eruption
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"yippee-ki-ay, ride 'em cowboy!"
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Zip stuck
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Announce your impending marriage to someone else.
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Cough your guts up. 🤮
Observant One
Defecate
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Eat boiled eggs using your navel to hold the salt.
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Fantasize about another person. Out loud.
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Go to sleep.
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Invite your partner's ex
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Juggle your balls
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Kiss her goodnight and turn over.
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"Mom" tattoo. On your dick.
Advanced Wordsmith
Organise your stamp collection.
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Observant One
Point and laugh
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Re-enact the sex lives of the Shakers including period accurate costumes.
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Observant One
Shred limburger cheese and sprinkle it all over the bed
