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Things To Do In The Bedroom To Ruin The Mood (ABC Style)

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(love having L to play with)

Lust instead for the pizza boy

(K..L.. Marvelous)

Masturbate..... In private!

Outline very precisely the order of play, including footnotes, diagrams, and a list of penalties

Quietly leave while they're in having a pee

Touch your toes and suffer a prolapsed disc 😰

Xylophonically render the greatest works of Tiny TIm.

Yammer on about the price of eggs.

Zero in on one body part and neglect the rest of your partner's body

Ask if it's in yet.

Beg your partner to do something he/she doesn't like.

D. Drool incessantly

Grimace when they say you're their first

Hope aloud for someone better.

Indicate your preferences using semaphore flags.

Jump on the bed incessantly.

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Point and laugh.

It needs to start with M as in mediocre.

Not bothering to undress.