Things To Do In The Bedroom To Ruin The Mood (ABC Style)

(love having L to play with)

Lust instead for the pizza boy

(K..L.. Marvelous)

Masturbate..... In private!

Nod off

Outline very precisely the order of play, including footnotes, diagrams, and a list of penalties

Piss the bed 😨

Quietly leave while they're in having a pee

Reread War & Peace and try to discuss it.

Stand and refuse to deliver

Touch your toes and suffer a prolapsed disc 😰

Unveiling the hidden studio audience.

Vaginismus attack

Whine about having to use a condom.

Xylophonically render the greatest works of Tiny TIm.

Yammer on about the price of eggs.

Zero in on one body part and neglect the rest of your partner's body

Ask if it's in yet.

Beg your partner to do something he/she doesn't like.

Cackle inanely.

D. Drool incessantly

Exit, simply leave the room

Forget the name 🤦🏾

Grimace when they say you're their first

Hope aloud for someone better.

Indicate your preferences using semaphore flags.

Jump on the bed incessantly.

Kick the kitty

Look more interested in what is on TV.

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Point and laugh.

It needs to start with M as in mediocre.

Microwave popcorn and burn it

Not bothering to undress.