Things To Do In The Bedroom To Ruin The Mood (ABC Style)

Offer up olfactory offenses

Put it where it's not supposed to go 😜🤪🥴😄😄😄

Quit when you're ahead.

Rush the mood to happen instead of enjoying the moment.

Shart.

That will wash out. I'm almost positive.

Ululate

Vacuum the floor

Weep

X-rated movies starring her granny projected onto the ceiling.

Yodel

Zimmer frame tricks.

Assume you know what they really need

Blast music

Caterwaul country music. Wait.. that's an oxymoron.

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Caterwaul country music. Wait.. that's an oxymoron.

I think you mean tautology.

Droop

Eat food with lots of garlic

Fart a lot after eating food with lots of garlic 🤣🤣🤣

Gargle right after giving oral sex

Have housekeeping come up to disinfect

Irritably point out one's partner's flaws.

Jibber-jabber

Kick one's partner

Pet hair all over the bed

Queef

Rant about politics

Serve cat food canapes

Tie up one's partner... then leave.

Having Mother-in-law the to provide instructions

Including your mother-in-law