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Things To Do In The Bedroom To Ruin The Mood (ABC Style)

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Put it where it's not supposed to go 😜🤪🥴😄😄😄

Rush the mood to happen instead of enjoying the moment.

That will wash out. I'm almost positive.

Weep

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X-rated movies starring her granny projected onto the ceiling.

Zimmer frame tricks.

Caterwaul country music. Wait.. that's an oxymoron.

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Caterwaul country music. Wait.. that's an oxymoron.

I think you mean tautology.

Droop

Eat food with lots of garlic

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Fart a lot after eating food with lots of garlic 🤣🤣🤣

Gargle right after giving oral sex

Have housekeeping come up to disinfect

Irritably point out one's partner's flaws.

Jibber-jabber

Kick one's partner

Pet hair all over the bed

Rant about politics

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Tie up one's partner... then leave.

Having Mother-in-law the to provide instructions