Things To Do In The Bedroom To Ruin The Mood (ABC Style)

Show off your surgical scars

Talk about sins of the flesh from the Bible

Use the time to discuss new ideas in file maintenance

Vacuum cleaner maintenance

Whine about how much better the OTHER one was

Ding…excuse me I have to check this email.

Quote by ebonysummer

Ding…excuse me I have to check this email.

It's an ABC, so you need to start with an X -- after you tend to the email

x-box mmorpg concurrently

Yearn for another place, another time, another love, 'cause meh.

Zip up instead of zip down.

Arrange a date with someone else.

Fart.

Quote by welshman

Fart.

So true, so funny when it happens