Things to whisper when you hug someone close

Make my dreams come true tonight.

do you recall what I forgot to put on my shopping list?

We would be the same height laying down…

Quote by Sandra47

do you recall what I forgot to put on my shopping list?

No, but I checked with the meat department about the rabbit you ordered -- said sorry, got none in.

Quote by 1meanjean

We would be the same height laying down…

Horizontally or vertically?

Lights on or off?

Always on

Good.. I like it when you look 👀!

This sucks, sis.

Your lips have been teasing me all night.

Come closer please, I cannot hear your secrets.

I’m always here for a hug 🤗

Biggest of hugs, sis!!

It's okay, girl, stuff happens. We're all human. Except that guy over there. Definite exception.

Oh, pardon me, Miss! I mistook you for someone else, so please excuse the butt grope.

Clearly! But I'm not one to refuse a butt grope.

I'm sorry to hug you so tight, but I'm trying to make my girlfriend jealous.

Oh, well be careful of making your girlfriend jealous, she may get sick of it and just leave.

"Your zipper is down about half way"

Oops, my bad, I meant that it should be all the way down. sorry.

They are showing a porn movie in one of the bedrooms. Care to join me?

Porn or corn? I enjoy corn Cobs ....

Do you wake up looking that sexy?

It takes a lot to wake up looking like this, mostly the dog pushing me off the bed and slurping my face.

Let's go for a walk. It's a bit stuffy in here.

How did you manage to steal the cucumber from the kitchen table and shove it into your pants while speaking w/ the hostess? You have ranch all over your crotch.

Let’s simply sit back and listen to all this weird shit the people here are whispering.

Whispers in her ear, surprise for you in the bedroom.......

When I wanna freak people out,..

I see dead people

Just for shits & giggles 🤭

Quote by Venus18

When I wanna freak people out,..

I see dead people

Just for shits & giggles 🤭

If you shit, then giggled... that would freak me out