Things to whisper when you hug someone close

Quote by smilewithhappiness

You both are wonderful to me

Must be a group hug...... 😇

Quote by lynnwitt

Must be a group hug...... 😇

May I join this party 🎉

Group hug!

"I have Ebola!"

Oh, is it not "Things NOT to whisper when you hug someone close"? Well, that's awkward... 😅

I’m just here for the free booze

Quote by Venus18

I’m just here for the free booze

Well, Halloween ISN'T that far away... Oh, booze, not boos....

Sorry, I have gas.

Are you as bored at this party as I am?

Yes, yes, very pretty, very tempting, but he's still not invited.

I didn't invite him. I thought he was with you😊

Him? Me? You? Someone must have dicked my drink!

Excuse me, but I found this young ladies pussy on my wine glass. Do I have to give a tip for that? 🤣

Quote by scorpiopassion67

Excuse me, but I found this young ladies pussy on my wine glass. Do I have to give a tip for that? 🤣

Only you would post that 😂

Can I have some water please

We can enjoy wine instead.....

No, I think water best amongst this crowd.

Where is the crowd? Just us

Your fly is open.....

Your scent makes me quiver

Stop scratching, use mosquito repellent

Quote by kistinspencil

Him? Me? You? Someone must have dicked my drink!

Ewwwwww!

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This hug reminds me of the time I encountered that bear....

I’m excited that you aren’t wearing panties

…you’re not Drew.

Where is she

Moonlight walk or a movie?

Your place or Mine

Red wine or white wine?

Quote by smilewithhappiness

Red wine or white wine?

😇 Can I have both please. I promise to be good

Quote by Megiss

😇 Can I have both please. I promise to be good

Laughs, yes sure , we will enjoy together, .🍾🍷🥂

Ooops.

Mind if I fondle your butt?