Things to whisper when you hug someone close

This hug became horizontal very quickly....

I needed your warmth

Are your nipples always this hard?

Be my canvas and i will paint you with my fingers

This toga party was a great idea!

I am looking for someone to bring the best and worst out of me…are you the one?

Oh this is nice... LOOK! A SQUIRREL!!!

MMMM... your body smell is enticing

My first? Stayed over spring break with my roomy's fam. Betty was straight as a laser, but her mom, Mrs. Wannamaker, lived up to her name.

Wanna play doctor?

Yes, I need a thorough examination please

My tongue is the only thing you're gonna be needing

I don't think the fermented herring was your best choice, but I may change my mind

Probably not! But I do make some good jelly out of your knees after I'm done!

Where is the good food?🥺

Oops! You shoulda told me you had to pee.

Can you introduce me to that cute blonde in the corner?

Candy Castrato? Yeah, I can see you two doing a duet together.

Is that her name? Candy Castrato? That's a strange sweet sounding name 🤔🤔🤔.

Well, here you go then! Candy, you have your scissors, right?

Scissoring.. yeah we can do that..

Hope you don't mind my tentacles....

That’s NOT a banana but it IS fresh and firm.

I always found splits tasted far better without the bananas.

I missed you.

It'll be fine....

You smell like my favorite dessert. May I nibble you?

Dont stay too far from me.

A good fit, I'd say!

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