Things to whisper when you hug someone close

That “lube” I used on your new buttplug…. I just realized it was Gorilla Super Glue—My bad!

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You remembered to talk to the lawyer, right? About your will and stuff? Oh, daddy's so good to his little angel!

😂 LMFAO 🤣 ohhh Kis you slay me!!! 🥰

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That “lube” I used on your new buttplug…. I just realized it was Gorilla Super Glue—My bad!

This too shall pass, but not before you do.

I will always love you until there is no forever.

Don’t forget to take the garbage out!

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I will always love you until there is no forever.

Jesus sexiest statement alive …

If I were a spider I would crawl into your ear, burrow into your brain, so I was always on your mind.

(Romantic in a psychopath sort of way....)

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If I were a spider I would crawl into your ear, burrow into your brain, so I was always on your mind.

(Romantic in a psychopath sort of way....)

Lmao whaaaaattttttty??? Lol laughing oh god I’m laughing I got nothing!

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Lmao whaaaaattttttty??? Lol laughing oh god I’m laughing I got nothing!

No idea why I can't get a date.... 😳

I like spiders a lot, especially the creepy, crawly kind. Go ahead and whisper in my ear, arachnice...

Tarantulas are my favorites (he covertly places one on your back) 😂😈

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Tarantulas are my favorites (he covertly places one on your back) 😂😈

Hey there Alice. Looking fine, girl!

I know, I know, but you're with me now and everything is good.

I really want another dog.

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I really want another dog.

Will mine suit you? 😈🥰

Bring stars for me.....

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Bring stars for me.....

How about we travel to the stars? Hmmm?

I left the kettle on

This may hurt a little at first, but you will be asking for more. I promise.

I could say the exact same...

I hope you're not wearing panties or a thong under that sundress.

You make wet with desires...

I bet if we tipped away from this party, we could go upstairs and make love in one of their six bedrooms.

Let's be adventurous...

Did you know that I'm naked under my clothes? (I live on the wild side)

Sis? Isn't that MY blouse??

Dude did you have garlic on your food?

Are you hungry?

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Are you hungry?

Yes I am lol

Small breaks are good sometimes, then we value eachother

Have you seen my car keys?