Things to whisper when you hug someone close

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Big hugs, so tight you don't even need your mammogram... I whisper, " I'll send you a report and a bill."

Huge hugs in your bday lovey!

Do you remember the time when we…?

Dance every dance with me tonight, and I'll serve you breakfast tomorrow wearing only an apron.

What do I have to do to get that apron off?

You hold him down Sis & I’ll undo his… apron!

Yes, I am pleased to see you 😋

Why are the nails on my first two fingers trimmed so short? Here, let me show you...

I saw you outside my window last night.

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I saw you outside my window last night.

I kept tapping at the window, but you never looked up... do you always shake like that watching a video?

I just have to take this bra off!!

Free the titties lady.

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Free the titties lady.

A thought that does cross my mind as I gaze about on my walks.

You do take lovely pictures of tits... that is for sure.

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You do take lovely pictures of tits... that is for sure.

Yes, of course. That's exactly what I meant. Absolutely.

So… we are ALL flashing our tits about Lush then?

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So… we are ALL flashing our tits about Lush then?

How else are you going to get to the top of the popular story banner (she says, playing with her mouse in the basement)?

Ohh… I’m just trying to get Sandra to notice my tits! No talent to tout here!

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Ohh… I’m just trying to get Sandra to notice my tits! No talent to tout here!

So she didn't show you the side-boob pictures she took at the barbecue...? They were saucy. I mean like spattered sauce saucy... mouth-watering saucy.

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So she didn't show you the side-boob pictures she took at the barbecue...? They were saucy. I mean like spattered sauce saucy... mouth-watering saucy.

I love bbq and I'm a messy eater.

Full? Me, too. Let's have a mutual cleanup, shall we? There's fireworks coming...

That guy standing by the punch bowl has been staring at your ass all night and tugging at his crotch 😊.

🤦🏽‍♀️ he can’t tell our boobs from our ass!!

I'm going to tickle you until you wet your pants or agree to go on a date with me.

no no! No tickling!

Ohhh no... what is this puddle on the floor?

Aren't poodles usually on the... oh wait, my mistake. Then again, the two might be connected...

Don't move. This is a penis sticking you in the back.

Just hug me a few more minutes, I'm trying to hide.

Oh Sis… wanna come hide under my oodie??

I'm not sure what's an oodie, but yes. Just getting over an illness and feeling rung out.