Things to whisper when you hug someone close

Not in my lifetime friend 😉

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I did.

😉

"Bruv, that's not my hand"

“I don’t want to let go.”

Have you seen my pet snake?

Stop wearing my panties

Start shaving your pits haha

Stop shaving your pits yesyes

You still stashing my pickle?

Hold me tighter.

Where should I grab hold?

…wait you’re not Drew.

Do i need to whisper? Smiling admiring your eyes

Thank you! They are my mother’s eyes.

How long have they been in the jar? They look so fresh and bright.

Sample one and let me know

I have lost my train of thought…where were we? Jar?

You smell good.

I farted

Hmmmmmmm!

I have good news and bad news (stretching a rubber glove over my hand).

Sylvia Plath was the godmother of stuck porn but she took it a little too far.

My dimples are in full bloom from laughing.

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Sylvia Plath was the godmother of stuck porn but she took it a little too far.

My dimples are in full bloom from laughing.

Wait, I just kink shamed Sylvia.

Oh, crap, you’re definitely not Drew.

Touch me.. here

smiles and boops your nose

Oops…wrong person.

You are beautiful to me

Need a lift?

…well, you’re not Drew either.