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Things you shouldn't do but do anyway....

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Curse like a sailor
consider cupcakes a food group.

Say. Her. Name.


be on lush right now lol
having seconds at dinner.
Get involved with certain people
buy that pie, and that ice cream!
Always carry a photo of my boyfriends' cock in my mobile...naaaaahhh kidding...just the typical "listening to the music way too loud", adding to this a compulsive masturbation routine, I might become deaf before I reach 40.
Buy shoes! No but really. I already have enough, and yet I cant stop.
Push people away.
Eat raw cookie dough.
Tolerate idiots.
put water in scotch
have that 3rd beer
Be a filthy little boy here on lush. ;)
Be on the Lush forums when I should be working
be on lush when I should be sleeping
Lush at work!
Of all our inventions for mass communication,
pictures still speak the most universally understood language.

Walt Disney
procrastinate
make close friends on Lush
bite my nails
Get shit-faced with Adele and Stargazer.
Fantasise about my best friends, sometimes in their company
play the forums as much as i do
swear in front of children
speek my mind when I drink one to many
playing my music way too loud and walking in my house nude
Drink too much Bombay Sapphire