“Yeah, I used to skip school a lot, too.”
~ “How on earth can you see the TV sitting so far back?”
~ Just leave all the lights on. It makes the house look more cheery.”
~ “Let me smell that shirt — Yeah, it’s good for another week.”
~ “Go ahead and keep that stray dog, honey. I’ll be glad to feed and walk him every day.”
~ “Of course you can skip 2 weeks of school to go to Disney World!”
~ “Well, if Timmy’s Mom says it’s OK, that’s good enough for me.”
~ “The curfew is just a general time to shoot for. It’s not like I’m running a prison around here.”
~ “Don’t bother wearing a jacket – the windchill is bound to improve.”
~ “I don’t have a tissue with me … just use your sleeve.”
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Things your mother would never say!!
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Well it's mostly true... Except for "Of course you can skip 2 weeks of school to go to Disney World" 
Algol
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I just love the smell of wet dog.