With time, women gain weight because we accumulate so much information and wisdom in our heads that when there is no more room, it distributes out to the rest of our bodies. So we aren't heavy, we are enormously cultured, educated and happy.
Beginning today, when I look at my butt in the mirror I will think, Good grief, look how smart I am!
Must be where 'Smart Ass' came from!
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With time, women gain weight because we accumulate so much information and wisdom in our heads that when there is no more room, it distributes out to the rest of our bodies. So we aren't heavy, we are enormously cultured, educated and happy.
Beginning today, when I look at my butt in the mirror I will think, Good grief, look how smart I am!
Must be where 'Smart Ass' came from!
Does this mean that when a lady asks "does my bum look big in this" she's realy asking how smart do I look?
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If that butters your buns, so to speak, then it works for me. 
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Great one Chef! Leave it up to you to come up with those great ones!!
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If that butters your buns, so to speak, then it works for me.
Buttered Butt = Slip-n-Slide!
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Thats a great way to compliment.
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