I Will Survive (The male version)
At first I was afraid, I was petrified...
Those 36 double D's were the perfect size.
But I'd spent so many years dreaming of some boobs with power,
that I grew hard, and I knew I'd have to take a shower.
But there you are, deceiving buns.
I was ready for some melons and I get a couple of plums.
I should have known that it was bullsh*t.
Nothing could be that fantastic.
I should have known that they were pushed up by a lump liquid plastic.
Go on now go. Walk out the door.
You don't look half the girl you did now your gel bra's on the floor.
Weren't you the one who tried to fool me with your bull?
Did you think I'd fumble,
with a lot less than a handful?
I will survive, I will survive,
cos as long as I've got Playboy then my dream is still alive.
With a tissue and the mag, I dream of the perfect sh*g.
I will survive, I will survive... hey hey
It was very weird. It was quite bizarre.
When your boobies disappeared as you removed your bra.
I just couldn't help myself. I just had to have a cry,
when I realised your breasts were in such a short supply.
Go on now go. This is goodbye,
until you find a way to make your knockers pleasing to the eye
Your bum is getting bigger, each time you use the loo
So wipe the bog roll on your tits and maybe they'll be bigger too.
Go on now go. You'll get no hugs.
I think that you should call them egg cups and not a set of jugs
With tits as small as that you'll always be a virgin
It's time for something drastic
Maybe try a plastic surgeon
I will survive, I will survive,
cos as long as I've got Playboy then my dream is still alive.
With a tissue and the mag, I dream of the perfect sh*g.
I will survive, I will survive... hey hey
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