A fireman came home from work one day and told his wife,:
You know we have a wonderful system at the fire station:
Bell 1 rings we put our jackets and gear on
Bell 2rings we slide down the pole
Bell 2 rings we’re on the fire truck ready to go
“ From now in when I say Bell 1
I want you to strip naked
When I say bell 2
I want you to Jump in bed
And when I say Bell3
We are going to make love all night long
The next night he came home from work and yelled
Bell 1 the wife promptly took all her clothes off
When he yelled Bell 2 The wife jumped into bed
When he yelled bell3 they began making love
After a few minutes the wife yells bell 4
What the hell is bell 4? Asked the husband
Pause
Pause
“ Roll out more hose”, she replied
you’re nowhere near the fire”
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This one is for you fireman
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Matriarch
I have one for you, an oldie.
Did you hear about the Spanish Fireman who's wife gave birth to twin boys? He decided to call them Jose and HoseB.
Did you hear about the Spanish Fireman who's wife gave birth to twin boys? He decided to call them Jose and HoseB.
Fireman
Pam,
I feel honored that you wrote a joke just for me. That was a good one. LOL
Lush,
I also heard that one as well. It's still funny and thank you. LMAO
I feel honored that you wrote a joke just for me. That was a good one. LOL
Lush,
I also heard that one as well. It's still funny and thank you. LMAO
Tech Moddess AKA Danger Kat ;)
Mine's not original...but cute!
Dog Duty
A nursery school teacher was delivering a station wagon full of kids home one day when a fire truck zoomed past. Sitting in the front seat of the fire truck was a Dalmatian dog. The children began discussing the dog's duties.
"They use him to keep crowds back, "said one youngster.
"No," said another, "he's just for good luck."
A third child brought the argument to a close. "They use the dogs," she said firmly, "to find the fire hydrant."
Dog Duty
A nursery school teacher was delivering a station wagon full of kids home one day when a fire truck zoomed past. Sitting in the front seat of the fire truck was a Dalmatian dog. The children began discussing the dog's duties.
"They use him to keep crowds back, "said one youngster.
"No," said another, "he's just for good luck."
A third child brought the argument to a close. "They use the dogs," she said firmly, "to find the fire hydrant."
Kiss Me In The Rain - a microfiction about love and desire
Tech Moddess AKA Danger Kat ;)
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Are you a dog catcher, Tech?
It took me a bit...but I finally got that one. Yes...
Kiss Me In The Rain - a microfiction about love and desire