This or That

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would you rather have a lover that worshipped your feet or your ass?

Truthfully I’d rather she worship my cock

An extra toe or a third nipple?

Third nipple seems like it would be less problematic for me. I have issues with my feet as it is.

Fly direct non-stop or take a stop if it is cheaper?

Non-stop for the win!

Hot Fudge or Strawberry Topping on your sundae?

Strawberry

Frottage or self-pleasure?

Frottage please. I get enough self pleasure.

Younger partner or older partner?

older

dance time - west coast swing or traditional ballroom ?

Ballroom.

Have a FWB or be happy with what you have now.

I have a couple of FWBs, and I'm happy with both of them.

Adam West's Batmobile or Michael Keaton's Batmobile?