This or That

I'd take the boat, total exposure feels good.

skinny dipping w just a friend, or communal w fellow nudists.

Just a friend. More likely fun times beyond sunbathing and skinny dipping may ensue than with a group of nudists (who aren't necessarily always sex fiends like me).

Work 80 hours a week and retire in 5 years or work 40 hours a week and retire in 15 years?

An 80 hour work week would likely kill me long before the 5 years were up so 40/15.

Retire to a popular retirement destination (Victoria, BC or Florida for instance) or just settle in where you are?

Personally I'd consider retiring near a beach in Florida. My wife doesn't like the humidity though so unlikely if we're still together then.

How do you personally respond (or not) when you see posts / comments that make your skin crawl on Lush?

I will let you know when it happens.

Chat room or private messages

Private messages since I prefer one on one chats.

Red or Black Lingerie

I like and wear both

Skinny top or shirt blouse

Out in public? Skinny top. At work? Shirt blouse.

Beards or clean-shaven faces?

Clean shaven for sure!

3 some date or 4 some date?

Foursome. Less likely anyone will feel like odd one out in conversation.

Threesome or Foursome in the bedroom?

3 some

MMF or FFM?

Definitely either but if forced to choose will go with MMF as I'm bi and get to play with both genders that way.

Receive oral or Give oral?

Give! Honestly I’m better at sucking cock that most guys are at eating pussy.

Motorcycle date or boating date?

I'd with you on the giving and would love to take that challenge with you LS! 😜(Not sure exactly how we'd objectively judge that but would be fun trying!)

Boating date.

Cum in mouth or cum on face?

Mouth.

Breaking the bed during sex. or getting caught by someone while having sex?

Breaking the bed, done.

Sex tonight or sex tomorrow morning?

Yes.

(Ok, I know I gotta pick one, so tonight. Why wait?)

Sex with a virgin or Sex with a currently active porn star?

A porn star (been down the virgin road and wouldn’t want to do it again.)

Sex in the dark or in front of a mirror?

In front of a mirror. I like to see my partner! And I think it's hot to have her watch herself as I make her cum, too.

Deepthroat: Hot or Not?

Hot in theory, awkward in practice lol

Saying someone else's name in the middle of sex? Or Hearing someone else call you the wrong name in the middle of sex?

She said her exes name, I was surprised and deflated in short order.

Wear an article of clothing or totally nudes?

(if no consequences) Totally nude

Be able to read other sex's mind, but without any filter OR be able to fly, but you can only fly nude?

Definitely read other sex's mind.

Lingerie or teddy?

I like both

Strappy bra or strapless bra

Depends on the outfit.

Ppl who are overly religiously, are you close to them or not?

Brussel Sprouts

Over your face or tits?

Not close to religious people

Over tits or face?

I have a number of clients who are all from the Plymouth Brethren community here in the UK and Scandinavia. They are all "Closed" Brethren thus will not socialise outside of work nor eat at work with non-Brethren "muggles" such as myself. However, whilst I do not agree with some of the mantras stemming from a literal interpretation of the Bible, they are all good decent people in the main and I would love to actually socialise to know better; some of whom I have worked with for 11 years now.

Would you like to receive a long sensual erotic massage or provide one. (or both!)

Both, though I'd need some practice and learning to do one well. And since Sean69's kind of got lost in the shuffle there, I'll answer it, too: I'd rather shoot over her tits.

Blowjob to orgasm or handjob to orgasm?