Neither of those would ever happen, as my ex and I are on very poor terms...it would be a nightmare rather than a wet dream, but he would never be able to text me.
Sex on the balcony of a tall building or in the window of a hotel?
Good question! I prefer the balcony. You are outside, you can feel the the weather, you can hear the city or nature. Definitely over the balcony, if you are a prudish just ruck the skirt up!