This or That

Anal beads

Tattoos or body pericing

Neither for me. Body piercing, I guess.

Morning coffee or some fruity smoothie.

Smoothie sounds good. I don't like coffee.

Scary movie or funny movie?

Funny movie

Boating weekend or motorcycling weekend?

Motorcycling weekend!🕶️

Nothing is as cool.

Night with a funny-weird Austrian BDSM lover with their toys or a night with a spicy Brazilian beach-body who knows how to use their hands, mouth, and other parts.

Austrian with Toys plz thx

BDSM retreat in the Outback or a Sensual Spa Retreat in Iceland?

Having been to an Icelandic spa (not a sensual visit but I could see how it could be) I will go for that

Torrid weekend fling with a male or female companion?

the fling w a guy. whole weekend, doing things w someone new.

today would you like - sunny hot day, or drizzly cool day.

Drizzly day! Love sex in the rain.

Play with a married couple or a cheating single?

play with a married couple, not a fan of cheating tbh

Pizza WAM session or Sexy wrestling in a ball pit of balloons?

I'd try the pizza wam. I like new things, surprises - hopefully there's pizza with it..

dinner w your favorite movie star, or author.

Author. Then I can "talk shop" and maybe learn something.

New neighbors want you in their group sex circle. Yay or nay?

Firm maybe but I would lean toward Nay. Playing that close to home would not be very discreet and riskier for getting caught. If I were single hell yeah.

Sex with a past high school crush or a current coworker?

past high school crush

do a full body paint session or give oral sex to someone with a genital piercing?

Both not really on my radar but probably oral on someone with a piercing. Just to see how it actually affects the experience.

Week at an uninhibited nudist resort or week camping/glamping in a remote area with an uninhibited partner?

Ok this is truly a hard choice. I'm going to pick the resort though in the hopes of less mosquitoes and more comforts to make the sexual aspect more enjoyable with less distractions. Hopefully still arriving with an uninhibited partner and then we can both enjoy watching each other when we might need a break.

Inappropriate sex location, which would you choose? Church auditorium / sanctuary or graveyard?

Church.

Live as a homeless person for a week or start an onlyfans to pay your bills?

Well, I would probably try the Onlyfans but I have my doubts about making enough to pay the bills.

BBQ or cook over an open fire?

Open fire.

Weeklong vacation: Wilderness camping hiking a long trail or Solo canoe down a long river?

Canoe me

Become a juggling clown in a traveling circus or a mascot for a sports team?

I can't juggle buy if they'll train me I like to travel...

Pick one for your hot dog: relish or grilled onions (additional other condiments are acceptable)

Relish. Hot dogs don't go well with grilled onions those are for bacon cheeseburgers!

Have a publically available wikipedia page with a thorough no details spared sexual history of you that anybody you know (spouse, coworkers, etc) will access and read for ONE DAY... or get walked around downtown in public nude on a dogleash for ONE HOUR in the warm summer sun.

Yes it's about humiliation kink. lol

Honestly..... Neither lol but if have to choose the second one cause even though I'd want to die from embarrassment leashes intrigue me because they can look beautiful and as much as I hate to say it with having shyness and body image issues maybe if got some kind comments which might be expecting too much from people given most would probably make rude commentary maybe I'd feel a little better about my body.

Okay only cause this has been rattling around my brain,

Choke someone unconscious and fuck them or tie someone up gagged and tease them ?

Btw if that's too dark or something apologizes not trying to trigger anyone.

gag and tease

Row a submissive out in a boat to fuck them blindfolded in the middle of the lake inside that canoe for hours and then leave them to find their own way home as a way to earn their collar to you or serve as a bootblack in a cigar lounge in Four different highly metropolitan cities rotating sesaonally and only live in hotels and have no close friends just one night stands and hook ups?

That's tough and so creatively evil genius level that I can totally appreciate it even if say I wouldn't necessarily like the hypothetical situations.

I would say the first one, although I feel like I'd probably get lost cause I am horrible with directions, because the second while intriguing, I feel like could slowly erode one's will to live, not that some don't thrive off one night stands with strangers but personally I'd rather have one lover. I mean if your whole world revolves around being kept in a gilded cage even one with great views and you are to service random strangers, to what does that equate your worth? Beauty will not last forever and how would one occupy the mind in the hours in between.

Would you rather get your lover off in a semi public setting or have your lover get you off in a semi public setting?

Either sounds fun but I will take me getting my lover off.

Share a lover with a friend/partner or be shared by two friends/a couple?

be shared by a couple/two friends

Be a One Night Only Trance/Dubstep DJ to a Rave Concert or Survive a grueling 10 hour /5 week long Bootcamp and earn an Honorary Military Rank that grants you Top Clearance to Weird Paranormal Cases World Wide?