This or That

Hmm that's hard because I love mythological, fairytales and folk lore which some of those cryptids are mentioned in folk lore etc.

However I'll go with Santa Claus, I always liked the stories particularly the life and adventures of santa claus by frank baum.

Sometimes it's hard to follow up such wonderful questions..

Learn to dance the waltz or learn fencing ?

Learn to waltz, I learned all about fencing when I lived on a farm.

Have a wild sexual weekend with someone 20 years old than yourself or 20 years younger?

Given my own age, 20 years younger is more likely. Not sure a wild weekend with someone in their 80s is as likely as with someone in their 40s.

Listen to music or watch TV?

music

Cherry Pie eating Contest or riding the mechanical bull for a full minute?

Mechanic bull ride, I've always kinda wanted too was just worried I'd get thrown off and end up with some sort of injury that would be embarrassing.

Besides if I actually stay on for a full minute, I'll feel like such a badass for being able too.

Okay so since it's summer, let's go with a popular summer theme question. Have a beach vacation or go on cruise ship vacation?

A cruise, I’ve met fun people on cruises.

Pretend you are a virgin or pretend you have a lot more experience than you do?

pretend to be a virgin, easier to play dumb than to talk out my ass about stuff and get caught in the lie lol

dye your pubic hair platinum blonde or scarlet red ?

glances down

Not sure either works for me but I will say red.

World Cup: cheer your own country or pick a likely winner?

Don’t know or care anything about it.

Wine or beer at a backyard barbecue?

Would be wine for me

Grilling - chicken or red meat

red meat

Birthday Party - Strip Club with Unlimited Lap dances or a Dungeon scene with balloon bondage and unlimited jello shots with a Clown Dominatrix ?

Strip club. Dungeons are not my scene. Never been to a strip club either but have thought about it.

Threesome: FFM, MMF, or all same sex?

Mmf

Gangbang position first, last or where

First!

Fuck someone who wants you to wear lobster oven mitts for a weird fetish of theirs, or Have sex underwater in the middle of a beach party while party goers watch on live stream ?

Oven mitts

Let your parent shag your partner or you shag your partners parent

Gross man. Banging a very old woman it is I guess. 🤢

Have to survive a cannibal virus outbreak that turns people into hungry rampaging cannibals upon being bit by one, or returning to your first job for the rest of your life?

my first job was nice, I'll take taht for life, sure.

exiled to live on mars with a colony of strangers to keep the human race alive after Earth is destoryed by a meteor or be abducted by aliens and taken to a planet with non-humanoid aliens, to live out the rest of your days never seeing another human being again ?

Live with a colony of humans. Nonhumanoid aliens for the rest of my life with no human contact would drive me mad. I thought about this question coming out of Hail Mary Project.

Hollow Earth is real; populated with dinosaurs, elves, ice age mammoths and megalithic tribes, crystal-based technologies, and other assorted fantastical things. You can go there!

OR

humanity masters wormhole warp travel through space such that a flight to another star is a matter of days, we begin colonizing thousands of Earth-like but sterile worlds... no alien lifeforms discovered yet but now the vast galaxy is open to homo sapiens and you!

That's such a good question and honestly both are pretty awesome scenarios!

Picking hollow earth on this one.

Okay so like in the worst day ever, you're having a bad hair day and just nothing is going right but you get a chance at immortality by being turned into a vampire do you take it knowing that you as exist currently would be stuck looking that for the rest of your immortality fate? (Meaning if you had bad hair day you'd have bad hair day for rest of existence along with anything else like migraine etc.)

or

Congrats you've solved the ever problematic time travel code, you have figured out to go backwards in time, at the cost of slowly losing pieces of your memory each time, yet this invention has made you wealthy and famous, do you pick this knowing eventually you're lose all your memories and potentially go insane ?

Time travel

Brown or red sauce in a bacon sandwich

Siracha mayo... Dont know what either of those sauces are.

Career change now or do what you are doing till you die?

Is retirement a career change? Because I am planning for that.

Retire and focus on hobbies or retire and launch a new career?

hobbies, if I can afford it. with this economy, I'd probably have to launch a new career, unless the financial climate changes by the time I am at retirement age

Burnt Toast - do you eat it or serve it to someone else and eat the nonburnt toast for yourself?

I throw it away.. Dont subject that to someone if I wont eat it.

If a friend confesses a secret to you, would you do the same or stay mum.

I suppose it would depend on my mood and secret, I have no problems listening and keeping secrets. If I am sharing something like that it's either because I genuinely trust the other person or maybe I'm trying to make them feel more at ease about sharing something so personal, that being said I am just overall pretty private so I don't just share whatever is floating around my head, because I don't feel every thought needs to be voiced. So to sum it up, I'd probably do the same if for no other reason then to be fair.

Because the heatwave is affecting me and I terribly miss fall,

Go through haunted house or corn maze ?

Haunted house, though both are fun

Scary Halloween costume or sexy Halloween costume?

As I don't typically go any where for halloween, sexy costume would be fun

Eat a Salad every day with every meal or a year, or Go Vegan for a Month?

Salad with every meal, cuz I enjoy my meat 😁😁

Ice cream at home or go out to the ice cream shop?

Well you get twice as much ice cream when you store buy it and eat it at home, but you miss out on the ice cream shop people watching. I enjoy the people watching

For a lunch treat - drive in or drive thru service

Honestly the whole ice cream depends on my mood it's easy to pick up ice cream to take home and have in privacy.

That being said I do enjoy the variety of cool flavors at ice cream shops and it can be fun to lick the ice cream off cone.

I'd probably go for at home unless I really wanted a certain flavor or was in the mood to get it from shop.

Drive in as in go into a restaurant? Obviously drive thru is easy but for me, a lunch treat, is going in and sitting down somewhere, taking a little time out of the day to try to relax a bit and enjoy watching people bustle by while I pretend I'm some elegant lady that has all the time in the world (even if it's not totally true, lunch hours don't last forever)

Go to a summer festival win a live gold fish or Go to a summer nature retreat, where you do a bunch of nature activities (hikes, camping etc) but with a group of people ?