This or That

I think I'd pick a beach, as much as I like my own privacy it would be a beach which beaches can be very beautiful and I'd like to think it'd be soft way to explore exhibitism a bit, and I've wondered what it'd be like to swim naked in the ocean too.

Posses the ability to solve murders by speaking to ghosts or ability to murder anyone without getting caught ?

The beach, expecting more people to be there.

Make out in public, with a guy or a girl?

Guy.

Sunday morning routine, wake up solo or with someone?

Sunday morning is almost always with someone. Husband is there maybe a quarter of the time.

How often do you swing?

I dont.

How often do you swing?

I don't, either (and this is This or That, eh)

Swing with real life friends or swing with folks you met online?

If you met someone online, it's not physical, right?

Confess you are horny for a friend or stay mum?

stay quiet.

volunteer for a hypnotist to induce an orgasm under trance on stage for a show or be chained in a room of an expensive yacht for free use during a frat party on spring break?

Tough choice. Could I see a video of the hypnotist? Can I have both?

Let your spouse arrange a sexual lay date for you or have your best friend do it?

My wife would pick someone more respected. My mate's choice would be a lot more dirty and I would probably enjoy that more.

Sex in an hot tub or in a sauna

Hot tub

Sex on a picnic table or in a tent?

On a picnic table sounds hot, actually so that's first choice. But if it is raining or privacy is a concern, tent could be good.

Sex while out having a picnic (or other outdoor activities) or hold it until you are home?

hold til home

you're at the beach and gotta pee do you : sneak and pee in the water while swimming or make a hole in the sand and go there then bury it?

In the water. Far less obvious and the waves wash it away. Besides, fish already pee there. 😜

Sex on the beach or Sex in the water?

in the water, no sand in awkward places.

get serenaded by a smooth jazz saxophonist, or go to a west coast swing dance competition ?

Smooth jazz sax for sure. There's a reason sax and sex only differ by one vowel.😉

Plain ice cream or make a sundae?

Sundae! Peanut butter (Peter Pan honey roasted), whipped cream, Reeses Pieces, maraschino cherries. Yum!

Car wash: Drive thru or Hand wash?

drive thru, I like the swooshing sounds lol

Give a lap dance or recieve a lap dance?

Not sure anyone would want a lap dance from me, so receive.

Night out at a strip club or at a dance club?

strip club, better eye candy

Be part of a tickle torture scene once a week with a kinky emotional support group or live the nudist lifestyle 24/7 for a year?

Nudist lifestyle

Naked at a large family event or at a full sports stadium?

Family event. Less public and more likely to be other nudists there.

Dance naked under the stars or dance naked for an audience?

Under the stars and for an audience!

Read an erotic book or watch a porn movie?

I have trouble with reading these days, so probably a movie. Might try a book or erotic short story first, though, to see if it has the desired effects.

Learn a new skill or learn a new language?

language!

Eat a new food or create a new food?

Eat. I am not handy enough in the kitchen to be especially creative there. I've tweaked recipes for various reasons but it's not my usual.

Eat off your lover's body or have them eat off yours?