This or That

Paddling, in this case.

Sex today, with or without condoms.

Without. If it's happening, much prefer no interference with sensations (I'll wear them but only if my partner insists, though in that case I'd probably say let's skip me altogether and let me just use my mouth - and perhaps hands and toys also - to pleasure you since I really do hate condoms).

Did you lose your virginity with or without a condom on the guy?

without. we called them rubbers then.

first sex w someone more experienced or newbie like yourself.

More experienced. I literally had to ask for help finding my way in the first time. 🤦🫣😳

What is your biggest age gap between you and a sexual partner to date? (And were they younger or older?)

Biggest ever has been close to 40 years, both older and younger. Of course those weren’t anywhere close together in my life.

Go back to the night you lost your virginity and do it all over, or let it stand as it really happened?

While there were some embarrassing and annoying moments I would let it stand.

Do you have a "worst enemy"? If you do, are there actually things you would never do to your worst enemy?

Not at this point in my life. In high school there would have been a list but that's 45ish years ago and I am not one to carry a grudge. Things I would never do to my worst enemy? Any kind of violence save in self-defense.

Bring a lunch to work/school or eat out?

Yeah I don't carry grudges either. I'd bring a lunch if my wife made it, otherwise I'm eating out. But since I work from home and my wife prepares meals, bring a lunch.

You open your door in a supermarket parking lot. No one is in the other car but you left a minor ding in the door. Do you hunt down the other person / leave a note or drive away like nothing happened?

Wait till they return

Watch your partner have sex with someone or have them watch you with someone?

watch my partner

Dress up like a Pirate to have a one night stand or have a one night stand with someone really, really into freckle worship?

Interesting choice. I'll go Pirate mode. Arrr, matey! 🦜

Try a sex act you've never done before that you think might disgust you or go without sex, including masturbation, for a year?

go without for a year

Got to a boot black cigar lounge for a date, or go to a maid cafe with kitty girls and eat sushi nyotaimori style for a date?

I am not into sushi but much less into cigar or any other kind of smoke. Plus, with kitty girls to eat my sushi off of, I can pretend it's just their pussy taste before I eat my way to the actual pussy.

Shoot heroin or Snort cocaine (I have never done either, just seems like a horrible choice, so pick your poison lol)

Hate needles so snort coke (but really, neither)

For a major birthday: throw a massive party with lots of friends and family or just you and a special someone celebrating in the bedroom?

I've always wanted a big birthday party so that one..

Sex in a moving train's open box car or join the mile high club on an international flight?

I like the party idea actually, though our family rarely celebrates birthdays in style. I've had a couple of our kids actually throw their OWN birthday parties because they wanted them with lots of friends. LOL

Drop one holiday and everything associated with it forever: Thanksgiving or Christmas

Oops we crossed so I'll answer LuceDevlin's and reask mine:

Mile High Club (I've jumped trains before but never had sex on one)

Drop one holiday and everything associated with it forever: Thanksgiving or Christmas

Thanksgiving can go bye bye

Bathe in flat bourbon or cold cooked pasta?

Bourbon, no cold baths for me LOL

Watch porn videos or interact with an AI character by text with unlimited opportunities to respond to your inputs sexually

porn videos, as long as they are amateur, real people trumps fake ones, for me

Read a sexy story, or watch a sexy video?

Usually read though I do like a good porn video or 10 when I get in the mood for that.

Coffee or Energy Drink to stay awake

Neither but energy drink if I must but only one.

Biscuits and Gravy for Breakfast or Cheesy Grits with Ham?

Like both but will go with biscuits and gravy.

Chicken: Buffalo wings or Fried?

Fried

Hot fudge cake with ice cream or custard?