To the first nun he asks who you would like to be. She answers: “Sharon Tate.” “Ok, you can go”.
To the second nun: “Madonna.” “ It’s all right with me, you can go”.
To the third nun, Saint Peter asks the same question and says:
“Id like to be Sarah Pipellini.”
Saint Peter shakes his head: “Sorry, sister, I’m afraid this woman doesn’t exist. Never heard of her.”
She produces a newspaper out of the pocket and hands it to Saint Peter. He reads the big headlines and begins to laugh:
“Oh, sister, it says here: “Sahara pipeline will be laid down by 2.000 workers in three months.”
