What's three reasons why you wouldn't want to be an egg?
1. You only get LAID once
2. You only get EATEN once
3. and It takes 10 minutes in HOT boiling water to get HARD
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and there's nothing like the smell of a bad egg.
and you get beating.
But I like be bad and beat'n
Bat
and you get beating.
But I like be bad and beat'n
Bat
Tech Moddess AKA Danger Kat ;)
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Major shrinkage for me in hot water.
Makes a note to bring ice....
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Tech Moddess AKA Danger Kat ;)
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Wow, if I did not have hot water on occasions when I need it here, life would be really, really dreary.
That you keep your chin up despite your surroundings is something I admire about you Chase! You hang in there over there!
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Ice the bubbly and heat the sheets.
When Tech and Rocco cum to meat
Never mind again - you all know the out come.
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When Tech and Rocco cum to meat
Never mind again - you all know the out come.
Bat
I hate sex site - it all sex sex sex
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Polar Bear Club ?
Lake Superior - Duluth 70 - 76
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Lake Superior - Duluth 70 - 76
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Fireman
Quote by chefkathleen
Hubs used to do the polar bear thing. Another reasone for me to think that men are crazy.
Course he's had jungle training and eats bugs too.
and jumps out of airplanes.
*shakes my head* men be crazy...
he must be ex-military.
Fireman
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