Three southern belles were discussing their respective boyfriends one night, and the conversation got around to nicknames. The first southern belle announced, "Ah call mah man Huggy Bear, 'cause when he hugs me, it's jist like bein' squeezed by one o' them big ol' bears!"
The second southern belle says, "Ah call mah man Kissy Pie, 'cause when he kisses me, it's as sweet as one o' them li'l ol' apple pies."
The third southen belle says, "Well, ah jist call mah man, Drambui."
"Dram-bui?" the first southern belle replies, "Ain't that some kinda fancy liquor?"
"Yes, sir," the third southern belle answers, "That's mah man!"
