Three women were sitting around throwing back a few drinks and And talking about their lives.
One woman said, "I call my husband the dentist. Nobody can drill like he does."
The second woman giggled and confessed, "I call my husband the miner because of his incredible shaft."
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The third woman quietly sipped her whiskey until her friend asked, "Say, what do you call your husband?"
She frowned and said, "The postman.
He always delivers late, and half the time it's in the wrong box..
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A policeman spots a nine year old boy in a school uniform walking around Soho, in London.
"What are you doing here? Are you lost?" asks the Policeman.
"No," said the boy, "I'm looking for a prostitute."
The policeman is horrified. "Why are you looking for a prostitute?"
"Well," said the boy "I want to have sex!"
"But why? You are too young to be thinking of sex." said the Policemen.
"I thought I could catch herpes!"
The policeman can't believe what he is hearing. "Why would you want to catch herpes?"
"Because," explained the boy,"then I could have sex with my babysitter and give her herpes. Then when dad has sex with her he would catch herpes too. Then when he has sex with mum she would catch herpes. And she would give it to our gardener."
The policeman is aghast. "But why would you want that to happen?"
"The bastard trod on my pet hamster and killed it."
A policeman spots a nine year old boy in a school uniform walking around Soho, in London.
"What are you doing here? Are you lost?" asks the Policeman.
"No," said the boy, "I'm looking for a prostitute."
The policeman is horrified. "Why are you looking for a prostitute?"
"Well," said the boy "I want to have sex!"
"But why? You are too young to be thinking of sex." said the Policemen.
"I thought I could catch herpes!"
The policeman can't believe what he is hearing. "Why would you want to catch herpes?"
"Because," explained the boy,"then I could have sex with my babysitter and give her herpes. Then when dad has sex with her he would catch herpes too. Then when he has sex with mum she would catch herpes. And she would give it to our gardener."
The policeman is aghast. "But why would you want that to happen?"
"The bastard trod on my pet hamster and killed it."
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