Tiles joke
A woman was taking a shower as suddenly skid, lost her balance, and fall. She landed astride, with a leg on each side on the floor, her vagina creating a vacuum as was in contact with the tiles. She made an effort to stand up but, useless, her vagina was stuck to the tile, immovable.
She started to scream so her husband goes to the bath room to see what had happened to her, and seeing this situation, tries to get her off the floor, but didn’t succeed.
He goes to the next door neighbor to ask for help. The husband came and came up with an idea after they tried and the woman didn’t come off!! They dragged the woman along to the dinning room, her cunt still stuck to the tiles, where they began to drill around this particular tile. The neighbor asks this question: “Why didn’t you do this in the bath room instead?
The husband replies: “I’m not going to ruin that expensive Italian tile!!”
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