A big shot attorney had to spend a couple of days in the hospital. He was a
royal pain to the nurses, because he bossed them around just like he
did his staff. None of the hospital staff wanted to have anything to do with him.
The head nurse was the only one who could stand up to him. She came into his
room and announced, "I have to take your temperature."
After complaining for several minutes, he finally settled down, crossed his arms
and opened his mouth. No, I'm sorry," the nurse stated, "but for this
reading, I can't use an oral thermometer."
This started another round of complaining, but eventually he rolled over and
bared his behind. After feeling the nurse insert the thermometer, he heard her
announce,"I have to get something. Now you stay JUST LIKE THAT until I get
back!"
She left the door to his room open on her way out. He cursed under his breath as
he heard people walking past his door, laughing.....
After about 20 minutes, the man's Doctor came into the room. "What's going on
here?" asked the doctor.
Angrily, the man answered, "What's the matter, Doc? Haven't you ever seen
someone having their temperature taken?" After a pause, the doctor confessed.....
"Not with a Daffodil."
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