To maintain a healthy level of insanity

27 Jan 2009

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on
and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice!

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks . Once Everyone has Gotten Over
Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

5. In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write ' For Marijuana '.

6. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.

7. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

8. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.

9. Sing Along At The Opera.

10. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their
Party Because You have a headache.

11. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream 'I Won! I Won!'

12. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot,Yelling,
'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'

13. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, 'Due To The Economy, We Are Going
To Have To Let One Of You Go.'

And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity

14. PICK UP A BOX OF CONDOMS AT THE PHARMACY, GO TO THE COUNTER AND ASK,
'WHERE IS THE FITTING ROOM ' ?

27 Jan 2009

12. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot,Yelling,
'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'

That would be funny as hell. icon_smile

28 Jan 2009

11. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream 'I Won! I Won!'

29 Jan 2009

9. Sing Along At The Opera.

Love it!!!...LOL!

"Love all, trust a few, and do wrong to none."

29 Jan 2009

Mean you don't sing along - I do.

Bat

29 Jan 2009

Quote by Batman
Mean you don't sing along - I do.

Bat

I love it cause I do sing along.....LOL!

"Love all, trust a few, and do wrong to none."