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Tongue Twisters

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We've all heard this one:

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck
If a woodchuck could chuck wood?
He would chuck, he would, as much as he could,
And chuck as much wood as a woodchuck would
If a woodchuck could chuck wood


And this one:

If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers,
How man pickled peppers would Peter Piper pick?


My all-time favourite is The Guinness Book of World Records 'toughest tongue twister':

The sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick

Do you know any others?


Better yet, can you create one yourself?

Here are a few tips:

1. Use Alliteration - words that start with the same consonant sound eg. Peter Piper Picked...
2. Use Consonance - phrases that use words that repeat the same consonant sound within the word eg. Pitter Patter...
3. Use Assonance - phrases that use words that repeat similar vowel sounds eg. Shelley Sells Sea Shells...
4. Play with Consonance - use word combinations that sound similar eg. Irish Wristwatch
5. Play with Syllable Sounds - reverse syllable sounds in words of phrases eg. Sea Shells vs She Sells
6. Play with Consonants - use consonants that sound similar like 's' 'f' 'th' or 'ck' 'x' 'th' eg. Theophilus Thistle, the thistle sifter, sifted a sieve of unsifted thistles
7. Tell a fun story with your tongue twister - the dirtier, the better

Give It A Go! Best of Luck!
Syllabic soft sounds sighing soulfully signify satisfaction

(I'll play with Consonance and Syllable. Perhaps we'll play assonance.)
Brit lips grip slick clit lickety-split for a LynnWitt slit spritz.
Heidi’s zither’s mighty dither’s zing has sunk for some
Ping's pointed problem peers like a petrified porcupine pelt.
or
Pickled Ping pounds poor pines producing pinholes smile
Karen's kinky cliterous craved constant cavorting
Lynn lubes long limbs lovingly
Heidi's heavenly hiney hoards hints of heady happiness
Nay, nary a note natters naughtily
With his hand up her dress when she acquiesced, he assessed Vanessa's nether tresses.
Assess and address that hidden tress, but let me guess, you profess a desire for ingress.
Lazily languishing language leaving unsaid this thread.
I'm not a feather plucker, I'm the feather pluckers son
I'm only plucking feathers till the feather plucker comes
Her silky slit seeped scented sweetness
Twenty men took toilet paper today But
If shit hits the fan Will they not need wipes too smile
Cantankerous corona curtails carefree canoodling.
Givenchy's gown grandly girded Gloria's glorious glutes.
Armani adorned Adonis enchantingly entirely erect
Pouty pink petals produce perfect pearlescent porridge
Glistening girl goo entices expedient entry
We were wishing Washington were wetter.
Which wicked witch would wish a Washington awash?