I went out with my sister last night, one last time before I move today. A guy told me the best joke I've heard in a long time....here goes:
A lady walks into a bar and takes a seat, puts her head in her hands, and stares into the distance. Within a couple of minutes, a gentleman approaches her, saying,
"You're too pretty of a lady to be so glum. How about I buy you a drink?"
She agrees, and politely invites him to sit with her. They sip their drinks for a few moments before the man broaches the subject of her sadness.
"So, what's got you so down this evening?"
"Well," she said with deep sigh, "my husband and I are no more, it's no salvageable."
"Oh my...I'm so sorry....if you don't mind me asking- what happened?"
She looked at him, eyes starting to well up, "he says I'm too kinky? Can you believe that?"
The man puts his drink down dramatically, "you know, my wife left me for the same reason!"
With a connection having been made, their conversation picked up, and they both found something to smile about. Then suddenly she turned to him and said, "I just had a crazy idea, but maybe it's what we both need. How about you come to my place for a drink after this; we seem to have something in common, our spouses thinking we're both too kinky....let's just see what happens? Whaddya say?"
The man agrees, and they head to her house. She tells him to make himself at home while she changes into something more comfortable. After a few minutes, she emerges, wearing a leather bustier, knee high bitch-boots, and holding a whip. But as she walks into the living room, she sees the man putting on his coat and reaching for his hat.
"Hey baby, where you goin'?" she asks. "I thought we were going to get kinky!"
"Eh...I fucked your dog, I shit in your purse....I'm outta here!"
I laughed so hard I thought I was going to wet myself. My sister just looked at me like I was insane...good times with Evelyn last night!
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....good one Lia.....