A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doc I have 6 kids its got to stop I have tried condoms, birth control pills rythem method everything. You have to help me."
Doctor says, "Well if you are truly done with kids I can perform a vasectomy and you should be good."
"Ok that sounds great lets do it." So the Doc schedules the procedure completes it and all it good till about 5 months later.
"DOC!! she pregnant again what the heck?!!"
The doctor perplexed as well checks his medical books and looks at the patient. "Well it says here that if a vasectomy fails we have a drastic option, which would be to removed one of your testicles, do you want to try that?"
The man says, "Doc I am going to have 7 kids yes I want to try it." So the procedure is performed a year goes by and the man comes back.
"Doc you aren't going to believe this I am going to have number 8!!!" The doctor looks at his medical books his journals and comes to the conclusion that only by removing the last testicle will this fix the problem. The man agrees, the procedure is done.
About a year later the man comes back in tears, "Doc number 9 is on the way I don't understand." The doctor is confused and just hoping he won't get sued at this point so starts looking at his journals, nothing else comes close so he gets on a medical website and asks his fellow physicians the question.
"If a patient has a vascetomy and both testicles removed yet still gets his wife pregnant what am I missing?"
The best response was:
"You performed the procedures on the wrong man!!!"
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GREAT joke 
