Ok this is an old joke of my uncle's, it's not the same without the very naisly slurred voice but i got bored so here goes. And its especially better when every1s been drinking.
So there was this kid that went to the salesman convention every year, and he would go up to the chairman of the convention and every year he would say "Please mister please i wanna be a salesman so bad." And every year the chairman told him no. But one year the chairman told him ok. So the he sent the kid to sell toothbrushes in Maine, not the port side not near any cities but the back woods of Maine.
Then the next year at the convention the kid won the award for most sales. So the chairman goes over to the kid and asks him "How did you sell so many toothbrushes?"
The kid said, "Well you sent me to Maine and not the port side and not in any cities but the back woods of Maine. And it a was 5 mile walk to every house. So here is what i said."
"'Would you like to buy a toothbrush?' 'No' they would say then shut the door. I would knock again and 'say would you like a piece of chocolate?'" And it was this very beautiful wrapped piece of chocolate in colorful foil. So they would eat the chocolate and say "This doesn't tastes like chocolate, it tastes like shit!" Then he would say "That's cuz it is shit, wanna buy a toothbrush?"
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So the he sent the kid to sell toothbrushes in Maine.