10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers.
9. Squat over a hand-held mirror for an hour and a half.
8. See if they could finally do the splits.
7. See if it's truly possible to launch a Ping-Pong ball 20 feet.
6. Cross their legs without rearranging their crotch.
5. Get picked up in a bar in less than 10 minutes BEFORE closing time.
4. Have consecutive multiple orgasms and still be ready for more without sleeping first.
3. Go to the gynecologist for a pelvic exam and ask to have it recorded on video.
2. Sit on the edge of the bed and pray for breasts too.
And, the number one thing men would do if they woke up with a vagina:
1. Finally find that damned G-spot.
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Top ten things men would do if they woke up and had a vagina for a day
Lush Legend
LMAO!!! now the question has been finally answered....good one chef!!!...
"Love all, trust a few, and do wrong to none."
Seeker
LOL It would certainly keep them occupied for a while, wouldn't it?
Matriarch
9. Squat over a hand-held mirror for an hour and a half.
Lush Legend
Ahhh chef you crack me up.....LOL!!! "Love all, trust a few, and do wrong to none."
