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It's too long to post here, but it's fucking hilarious.
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Tucker tries buttsex hilarity does not ensue
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Much to my dismay, I learned that spitting on your dick is not enough lube for buttsex. Stupid, lying porn movies.
I refuse to live in a world where we can't trust porn..!
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That was soooo funny, I can't stop laughing.
But sheesh he really had to go through a lot (of money) to have buttsex. And terrible buttsex at that.
But sheesh he really had to go through a lot (of money) to have buttsex. And terrible buttsex at that.
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HAHAHAHAHA!!!!! 