1st buy the turkey & a bottle of vodka.
Pour yourself a glass of vodka & put the turkey in the oven. Take another 2 drinks of vodka & set the oven at 375...have 3 more vodkas & turn the oven on. Take 4 vods of drinky & turk the bastey. Stick a turkey in the thermometer & glass yourself a pour of vodka. Bake the vodka for 4 hours, take the oven out of the turkey, & floor the turkey up off the pick. Pour yourself another glass of turkey. Now just tet the sable & turk the carvey!
