An old farmer walked into the Patent Office 1 morning ,, and the clerk asked ,, what do you need??
The farmer pulling an apple from his pocket , and placed it on the counter.
The farmer said.
I want to Patent this Apple ,, to which the clerk replied ,, I can't give you a patent for an apple ,, we have had them for years!
What is special about this apple the clerk asked?
It tastes like 3 different fruits the farmer said.
So,, The clerk took a bite ,,and said ,, it tastes like bannanas ,, But you said 3 different fruits .
Turn it the farmer said ,, and the clerk took a second bite ,, and said ,, that tasted like an orange.
He took the 3rd bite and said,, that tastes like pairs.
Excitedly the clerk said he would give him a patent on the apple,, when the old farmer produced another apple from his other pocket.
The asked him,, What does this taste like ?? ,,The farmer said ,, just like eating PUSSY!!
The clerk took a big bite and spit all over the counter ,, and said " That tastes like shit"!!!!
The farmer said,,,( TURN IT )!!!!!
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Means, if the clerk turned the apple he would taste the most excellent of flavors? I have tasted that pussy flavor and it's... delicious.
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You 2 should set up your own website for people with your sense of humour.
Both of you would love it for years I'm sure
Both of you would love it for years I'm sure
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You 2 should set up your own website for people with your sense of humour.
Both of you would love it for years I'm sure
You mean no sense of humor.....
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In the works is an ignore list, posters you aren't particularly keen on can be assigned to your own ignore list, and posts they do will not be visible. That's what a lot of big boards do, it's a good idea.
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In the works is an ignore list.
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If Marcos or Shameless009 posted a joke or an erotic story, I wouldn't clik on it to see or read them; just would ignore their posts. It's so easy to handle. Means, you're not forced to click on the name Shameless009 / marcosurbina.
On the other hand, it's American humor; you're Americans and I'm too happy about your gorgeous American humor. Seldom do I translate a joke into English, due to cultural differences it ain't worht it, besides, you wouldn't get it. A lot of people - posters congratulate both me and Shameless for our jokes posted.
Or are we guiding your hand forcing your fingers to click on our names? You just should ignore us!! Taht's what I do when I don't like something.
On the other hand, it's American humor; you're Americans and I'm too happy about your gorgeous American humor. Seldom do I translate a joke into English, due to cultural differences it ain't worht it, besides, you wouldn't get it. A lot of people - posters congratulate both me and Shameless for our jokes posted.
Or are we guiding your hand forcing your fingers to click on our names? You just should ignore us!! Taht's what I do when I don't like something.
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