"How did you do tonight, dear?" asked her mother.
"Not too good. I got only 20 dollars for a blow job."
"Wow!" said the mother. "In my day we gave a blow job for 5 dollars."
"Good God!" said Grandma. "In my day we were just happy to get something warm in our stomachs!"
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Q. What do a gynecologist and a pizza delivery boy have in common?
A. They can both smell it but can't eat it.
