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Two Nuns Two Jokes

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Two nuns are sneaking back into the convent after a night of drinking, They are making their way up the back wall climbing trees and using the gutters to sneak back inside. One nun looks at the other Dang I feel like a marine!!

The other nun says yeah me too but where are we going to find one at 3 am.


The mother superior calls all the nuns into the sanctuary.
"Ladies we have a most dire issue to discuss. There was a man in the convent last night."

All the nuns raise there hands to their mouths and go "Ohhhhhhh no." except for a cute nun in the back she just giggles.

The mother superior continues. "He clearly snuck in and visited someones room."

All the nuns raise there hands to their mouths and go "Ohhhhhhh no." except for a cute nun in the back she just giggles.

The mother goes on, "He had sex with someone in this CONVENT!!"

All the nuns raise there hands to their mouths and go "Ohhhhhhh no." except for a cute nun in the back she just giggles.

"We know this because we found the condom!!"

All the nuns raise there hands to their mouths and go "Ohhhhhhh no." except for a cute nun in the back she just giggles.

"Now the bad news, The condom had a hole in it."

All the nuns raise there hands to their mouths and giggle." except for a cute nun in the back she just go, "Oh NOOOOOOOO!"
Ehhhhh, What's up Doc?