IF MAN EVOLVED FROM MONKEYS AND APES, WHY DO WE STILL HAVE MONKEYS AND APES?
IS THE MAIN REASON THAT SANTA IS SO JOLLY IS BECAUSE HE KNOWS WHERE ALL THE BAD GIRLS LIVE?
I WENT TO A BOOKSTORE AND ASKED THE SALESWOMAN, "WHERE'S THE SELF-HELP SECTION?" SHE SAID ...IF SHE TOLD ME, IT WOULD DEFEAT THE PURPOSE.
WHAT IF THERE WERE NO HYPOTHETICAL QUESTIONS?
IF A DEAF CHILD SIGNS SWEAR WORDS, DOES HIS MOTHER WASH HIS HANDS WITH SOAP?
IF SOMEONE WITH MULTIPLE PERSONALITIES THREATENS TO KILL HIMSELF,
...IS IT CONSIDERED A HOSTAGE SITUATION?
WHAT DO YOU DO IF YOU SEE AN ENDANGERED ANIMAL EATING AN ENDANGERED PLANT?
WHY DO THEY LOCK GAS STATION BATHROOMS?
...ARE THEY AFRAID SOMEONE WILL CLEAN THEM?
18. IF THE POLICE ARREST A MIME ARTIST,
...DO THEY TELL HIM HE HAS THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT?
ONE NICE THING ABOUT EGOTISTS:
...THEY DON'T TALK ABOUT OTHER PEOPLE.
IF ONE SYNCHRONIZED SWIMMER DROWNS,
...DO THE REST DROWN TOO?
WHY IS IT CALLED TOURIST SEASON IF WE CAN'T SHOOT AT THEM?
CAN AN ATHEIST GET INSURANCE AGAINST ACTS OF GOD?
AHAHAHA!
