Man is incomplete until he is married. Then he is finished. Do you want to know why. Just listen to these marriage facts below.
1. They say that when a man holds a woman's hand before marriage, it is love; after marriage it is self-defense.
2. There was this lover who said that he would go through hell for her. They got married, and now he is going through HELL.
3. Marcos and his two friends are talking at a bar. His first friend says: "I think my wife is having an affair with the electrician. The other day I came home and found wire cutters under our bed and they weren't mine."
His second friend says: "I think my wife is having an affair with the plumber. The other day I found a wrench under the bed and it wasn't mine."
Marcos says: "I think my wife is having an affair with a horse." Both his friends look at him with utter disbelief.
"No, I'm serious. The other day I came home and found a jockey under our bed."
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"jockey under our bed!"