A cow bow hitches his horse outside a pub, goes inside, has a drink, goes back outside and finds his horse missing. He goes back inside, fires his revolver in the air and demands his horse be back outside when he finishes his beer or the same thing will happen as what happened in texas.
He finishes his beer and goes back outside and his horse is back. He goes to ride off and the waiter asked what happened in texas and the cow boy replied, "I had to bloody walk home!!!!!!!!"
Cawboy Rocco, while posting a comment of what happened in Texas, the day he walked home.