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It was October and the Indians on a remote reservation asked
their new Chief if the coming winter was going to be cold or
mild.

Since he was a Chief in a modern society he had never been taught
the old secrets.

When he looked at the sky he couldn't tell what the winter was
going to be like.

Nevertheless, to be on the safe side he told his tribe that the
winter was indeed going to be cold and that the members of the
village should collect firewood to be prepared.

But being a practical leader, after several days he got an idea.
He went to the phone booth, called the National Weather Service
and asked, "Is the coming winter going to be cold?"

"It looks like zis winter is going to be quite cold," the
meteorologist at the weather service responded.

So the Chief went back to his people and told them to collect
even more firewood in order to be prepared ed.

A week later he called the National Weather Service again. "Does
it still look like it is going to be a very cold winter?"

"Yes," the man at National Weather Service again replied, "it's
going to be a very cold winter."

The Chief again went back to his people and ordered them to
collect every scrap of firewood they could find.

Two weeks later the Chief called the National Weather Service
again. "Are you absolutely sure that the winter is going to be
very cold?"

"Absolutely," the man replied. "It's looking more and more like
it is going to be one of the coldest winters ever."

"How can you be so sure?" the Chief asked.

The weatherman replied, "The Indians are collecting firewood like
crazy."
mercianknight
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A classic
"Whoa, lady, I only speak two languages, English and bad English." - Korben Dallas, from The Fifth Element

"If history repeats itself, and the unexpected always happens, how incapable must man be of learning from experience?" - George Bernard Shaw
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That was cute BB.