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What Are The Four Worst Things About Being An Egg?

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You only get hard once
you only get laid once
you only get eaten once
and the only one who sits on your face is your mother
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number 5: you come out of a chicken's ass.

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NOw now, don't be so hard on all the eggs.
SOme get laid often and get anal and vaginal.

Rotten eggs stink, so noone wants it.