ok the other day me and my friend started this game called what if? and you play it by listing a situation like this what if i fail my biology final? then the next person would respond by saying you would probably get grounded again and they have to add another what if and so on and so on
(EXAMPLE!!) what if my dog rips up the furniture?
you will have to buy new furniture, what if my favorite show is canceled?
here goes
what if the world ends before i graduate college?
then you never have to worry about getting a job! Horray
What if squirrels began attacking us?
Squirrel pelt jackets would become fashionable again.
What if people suddenly started to wear their clothing, backwards?
The same GQP demanding we move on from January 6th, 2021 is still doing audits of the November 3rd, 2020 election.
Then we get to point and laugh!
What if I actually did really good in my biology final!!
Then you would get your own "Special" reward...
What if...
What if the internet self imploded???
I'd revert to reading Penthouse Letters, and whacking off to their centerfolds. By candlelight.
What if your pet could talk?
The same GQP demanding we move on from January 6th, 2021 is still doing audits of the November 3rd, 2020 election.
id go crazy
what if you had an orgasm every 10 minutes?
Heaven
What if you only had three days to live?
You take that Bahamas trip you always wanted.
What if you ran out of syrup for your pancakes?
id cry and cry until the syrup fairy brought me more
what if lush was taken off the internet
I'd be forced to go back to my wretched pre-Lush internet hobbies of living a boring internet life.
What if the love of your life knocked on your front door and told you she or he was back and available?
The same GQP demanding we move on from January 6th, 2021 is still doing audits of the November 3rd, 2020 election.
I would consider letting her in the house.
What if it started snowing like a mother again tomorrow?
then i would be inside for the day, snowing mothers is a terrible weather condition.
what if you got bit in the privates by a rattlesnake?
A wise man speaks because he has something to say, a fool speaks because he has to say something. - unknown
ill definitely panic and rush to the hospital.
What if sex was banned world wide?
then the human population would go extinct
What if dinosuars still exitsted today?
then i would be lunch
what if it was mandatory for polititions to take a lie detector test when they gave a speach?
A wise man speaks because he has something to say, a fool speaks because he has to say something. - unknown
they would pay off the testers.
what if you never had to go back to work?
I would quite happily become a house husband, doing nothing but my passion of cooking all day
What if Simon Cowell became the next president?
i would leave the country as soon as possible. well at least he is honest....
what if alcohol was banned from the world?
A wise man speaks because he has something to say, a fool speaks because he has to say something. - unknown
we would all turn to illegal substances to relieve stress
What if we ran out of these kind of questions??
I can resist anything but temptation - Oscar Wilde
well ,, somebody would come up with some.
What if ,, people started acting they should ,, and stopped all the crime in the world??
Then cops would be out of a job!
What if everyone in the world somehow forgot how to make coffee?
i'd be able to sleep
what if all the sea's dried up?
free salt for everyone
what if chinese food was made from cats
glad i don't eat Chinese food..
What if the internet discontinued to be....??
No one can make you jealous, angry, vengeful, or greedy -unless you let him.
- Napoleon Hill
Then sexting would enjoy a huge increase..
what if your knees bent the other way?
id freak all my freinds and family out with my bendiness
what if spiders took over the world
I would Train one to ride to work everyday. And bite the people who annoy me!!!
What if they stopped selling vibrators and all sorts of other fun toys?
Life would'nt be as much fun and us (guys delete that and insert lovers) would have to perform better.
What if all our fantasies came true ?
