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mmmm well use shears in the back garden ouch
adele
Weaver of Words
show up for a private audience with the Pope
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Play football.
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Be a guest speaker at church!
The_Young_Swell
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Bathe your cat.
Always drink upstream from the herd and never miss a good chance to shut up..
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Change the oil in your car!!!
adele
Weaver of Words
Attend a PTA meeting
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Sit on your cars leather seats in the summer
adele
Weaver of Words
show up at a psychiatrist's office for a mental evaluation
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...get into the wrong bed after a night on the town.
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open the door when your pastor comes a calling.
MzRogue
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forget sunscreen while at the lake
LoveGoddess16
Advanced Wordsmith
hug a hedgehog
Naturally selective, mysteriously magical and creative lady....... here to find what I seek... come and worship the goddess and re-awaken the passion inside.
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Go to a friend's wedding
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Light off fireworks!!!!
LoveGoddess16
Advanced Wordsmith
Go for a job interview.
Naturally selective, mysteriously magical and creative lady....... here to find what I seek... come and worship the goddess and re-awaken the passion inside.
adele
Weaver of Words
attend bible camp
savmica
Active Ink Slinger
go for a walk thru a prison block.
adele
Weaver of Words
attend your child's school play
poizenivy
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Play with sparklers
Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer. ~Swami X
adele
Weaver of Words
have a fish boil
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Snow ski burrr!
adele
Weaver of Words
attend pre-cana conferences
honeydipped
The Bee's Knees
change a tire

Say. Her. Name.
adele
Weaver of Words
go into a burning building
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Cook on a barbeque