attend a religious retreat
lol i am never naked except in showers so i really have no clue...
NEVER put icey hot on your things after running!
play hopscotch with a billy goat
Mow the grass, you may get a stone flicked in the balls
Feed the calf's ......Hungry little buggers. They zero in on morning wood too....
Id
get frisky on the old barn loft floor without a blanket
pick up your child at preschool