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-Take a nice middday jog around the neighborhood.
-Go to the Children's Museum. (Or any museum, for that matter.)
-Go get fast food.
-Go to the grocery store.
-Get the mail/newspaper.
-Go to a sporting event.
-Pick your kids up from school.
-Go to the Children's Museum. (Or any museum, for that matter.)
-Go get fast food.
-Go to the grocery store.
-Get the mail/newspaper.
-Go to a sporting event.
-Pick your kids up from school.
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Go through the drive thru at McDonalds
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Answer the door.
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Quote by madbadpenguin
I think if you did answer the door that way, many more people would come to visit!
Fry sausages
Haha! I cooked a fried breakfast naked once! Well, technically I had an apron on. :]
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Show up in court for jury duty (actually that might not be a bad idea...)
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go to class
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Snowball fight!
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rob honey from a hive of angry bees
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What?!! There are things we shouldn't do naked? Hmmmm Ok, I admit, there probably are a few. ;) But then quick, take it off as soon as you are done! LOL 
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Grocery shopping unless online
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Play leapfrog with unicorn
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Attend a face-to-face class. (Online class is okay, though.)
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work at subway
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Quote by MasterJonathan
icefishing naked isn't really recommended!
The fish might go after the wrong worm
Play in the sandbox
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go down a playground slide in the sun
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Cook in a restaurant.
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Stand too close to the monkey enclosure at the zoo ... ouch ... lol