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attend a religious retreat
Play conkers!
Of all our inventions for mass communication,
pictures still speak the most universally understood language.

Walt Disney
Use a flame thrower to cook marsh mellows.
Of all our inventions for mass communication,
pictures still speak the most universally understood language.

Walt Disney
walk through poison ivy
lol i am never naked except in showers so i really have no clue...
walk by silks, giggles
Go to Ballet class
go to the opera
NEVER put icey hot on your things after running!
just look at those tits.. LMAO


dont fry anything when your naked...... ouch!
play hopscotch with a billy goat
kisses, amy
fry bacon nude
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Skydiving






WTF?????? I've never SEEN boobies like that!
Split wood... Or light a fire...

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walk by silks, giggles


I am missing you bad.....come back soon...

ok ill just put this for the thread's sake.....never miss adele when you are naked
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I am missing you bad.....come back soon...

ok ill just put this for the thread's sake.....never miss adele when you are naked


awwwww, thanks silks. I missed you too. and I'm back
Welding
Mow the grass, you may get a stone flicked in the balls
Feed the calf's ......Hungry little buggers. They zero in on morning wood too....

Id
get frisky on the old barn loft floor without a blanket
pick up your child at preschool
get locked in a freezer
Set off fireworks