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Grill Brats....
My Stories

No Ordinary Gal

Fucked and Taken


That Special Evening
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Grill Brats....


Could possibly grill wrong thing.

Trim bushes
weld metal
Deep sea diving
What's the rush, no one gets out of here alive. - Anonymous
Wrestle alligators in a pit of rusty razors and broken glass.
The "notorious gunman".
Play dodgeball
My Stories

No Ordinary Gal

Fucked and Taken


That Special Evening
Torch juggling contest.
The "notorious gunman".
for guys, stand too close to washing machine, that wringer is hell


go to the airport for a flight.... (though these days, might be ok)
Go to a volcano to take lava samples.
The "notorious gunman".
Answer the door when the JWs come knocking
fall in a cactus patch
play paintball
Blow glass. Sorry double post
Goose a wolverine
gardening ......
Weld
My Stories

No Ordinary Gal

Fucked and Taken


That Special Evening
...unless you are Adam's Eve.

Go ice skating
walk into the sea until the water is waist high. This particularly applies to men.
Ride a unicorn..............well maybe!
Run razor wire along the perimeter.
The "notorious gunman".
climbing over barbed wire fence!
Direct traffic.
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